meatswitch:

meatswitch:

Pick the WORST Chex Mix piece

Mini Breadstick

Rye Chip

Square Pretzel

Corn Chex

Wheat Chex

Circle Pretzel

Some of you are mentally fucked in the head

socialmaya:

whitepeopletwitter:

aturnoftheearth:

just remember it could always be worse. we could still have PE.

swagintherain:

It’s that simple.

havingrevelations:

havingrevelations:

i’m aware that the sheer amount of climate anxiety that i have is not productive but it’s also being shoved in my face every 0.5 seconds due to the fact that i study climate science. imagine if you were going to be a civil engineer and engineers discovered that all the concrete in the world was going to disintegrate in five years at the stroke of midnight like a concrete y2k and your teachers kept emphasising the long term risks of concrete and why we need to stop building with concrete and manufacturing concrete and the government inducts new Concrete Transition ministers but meanwhile every new building is still being made with fucking concrete because everyone is adamant that the engineers will find a solution to the Concrete Crisis, even though the solution is to just stop using concrete because its going to lose all structural integrity in five years. and they tell you to keep studying concrete and work something out to make it stronger. no wonder we are insane

live footage

zennistrad:

zennistrad:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

Still feels weird that the same band made “You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid” and “Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)”

It’s like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.

The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.

Like imagine being on an academic committee and reviewing a dissertation on HIV protein-encoding genomes and it’s from a guy with frosted tips whose greatest legacy is the Crazy Taxi soundtrack.

That’s the Offspring.

imonfireparis1985:

imonfireparis1985:

good morning followers. today I bring you anthony bourdain little hoop earring appreciation post. tomorrow? the same.

and when I said “tomorrow the same” I really meant it!!!

rox-and-prose:

cipheramnesia:

rox-and-prose:

cipheramnesia:

rox-and-prose:

rox-and-prose:

Thing is that, in my case, pickup lines are wasted on cis het men. It’s not a matter of ability to deliver them, it’s just a simple fact that they only work if the person saying them to me is queer.

One time I guy on tinder said to me “are you from the Netherlands? Because Amster-DAMN” and honestly if that had been a trans lesbian with a green mullet her cock would have been in my mouth by the end of the day but as it was I just rolled my eyes and waited for him to unmatch

Are you a chicken mcnugget? Because I wanna cover you in my special sauce.

Girl we are already dating

You’re dodging the question.